There is nothing left until hour X, but you still don’t know how to stay in the company of the creature that you call "this one, this next?" Well, firstly, what is she next, if you have never had to deal with the previous ones, and secondly, there is nothing complicated in meeting a girl with a son. There are only a few features, and on this occasion we will give you a couple of bad tips.
Tip 1. If the heart tells you that your young lady Petya is not suitable for soles, do not dare to doubt. And immediately let her know this so that she could not even think about continuing the relationship. What about? Is my son categorically against the gap? Come on, don’t pay attention, you better know what he needs - that's what he is, this maternal instinct.
Tip 2. Never fall face down into the mud. It is impossible for a guest to suspect a beggar in you, so be sure to borrow a chinchilla mantle from a neighbor (July in the yard? Anyway!), And at the same time borrow from your acquaintance buying scrap in the market all the big rings. It would also be nice to put on the table a couple of antique Chinese services of the XIV century, in a pinch, a modern fake will come down, who will consider the stigma?
Tip 3. Show the young upstart that your family is intelligent and educated. To do this, find on Wikipedia a few little-known facts and, if necessary, use them, also look through the dictionary in search of difficult to pronounce abstruse words. The main thing is to practice their pronunciation and try to remember the meaning, otherwise this girl, unlike you, has read all of Stendhal and, at the same time, Jane Vercor.
Tip 4. Look down at the girl - let him immediately understand who is the boss in the house. Call her "darling," but so that the subtext of your statements is guessed right away. When eating, add more bread to her, with the words "eat as much as you want." In this case, you can pity and roll your eyes pityingly.
Tip 5. If the guest uses makeup and wears a skirt above her ankles, do not forget to hint to her that decent girls look more modest. Didn’t work? Go to heavy artillery - tell us that Petya loves only natural beauty and modesty, and she (what a pity!) Is found only once in a million, so he is still in search.
Well, this was the most important thing that you need to know to successfully meet with the future daughter-in-law. We hope, and this time you will act like a real woman, that is, you will read and do the opposite.
Text: Matrena Barabanova
